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13 inch Galileo Thermometer

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I've seen these sporadically through my life and was very confused on what they were? Entrapped funky fishing bobbers? Actually no. Just recently I found out their Thermometers and once you know how they work it really is a way cool bubble gum for the eyeball gizmo!! Crafted in Germany, this 13" tall functional and attractive desk accessory is a thermometer based on the physicist Galileo Galilei?s (1564-1642) discovery that the density of fluid expands and contracts depending on temperature. Hand-blown glass spheres feature medallions imprinted with temperatures ranging from 64øF to 88 øF. The lowest floating sphere in the upper group indicates the current temperature. As the temperature decreases, spheres will rise and as the temperature increases, spheres will fall.
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2006 Monthly Doos Calendar

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Yes, it's a crap fest!! The Monthly Doos 2006 Dog Poop Calendar was created by canines with pride and maybe a little extra roughage. Your friends or just maybe your enemies will howl with laughter!! 12 months of pure crap from a masterful pile in autumn leaves to delicate dropping in a field of flowers!! Act now and for FREE you'll receive a crappy poop Yule Doo ornament ($6.95 retail value) to sling on the holiday tree!! Yours for only $13.95 and that's no bullshit!!
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40 Year Old Virgin Talking Doll

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Steve Carrell has hit it big the past few years. The former Daily Show correspondent was a scene stealer in Anchorman. He stars in a American adaptation of the amazing British TV series the office. And then their was his masterpiece, a starring role as Andy in The 40 Year Old Virgin. For those who haven't seen The 40 Year Old Virgin, it is about a guy named Steve that works at an electronics store. His coworkers figure out that he is a 40 Year Old VIrgin and go on a quest to get him laid. It is quite hilarious. The 40 Year Old Virgin Talking Doll takes its character from an infamous scene where Andy has a mishap of sorts while getting his chest waxed. Relive the hilarity of this infamous scene in the 40 Year Old Virgin. The 40 Year Old Virgin Talking Stand Up Doll is close to 8" tall and perfect for your office desktop. Press down that little red button to produce 11 classic phrases including: * "It loses its value if you take it out of its packaging!" * "Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?" * "I'm Shyyyy" * "I respect women, I love women. I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!" * Do you like to do it yourself? * "You know how, uh, when you grab a woman's breast, and you feel it, and it, uh, feels like a bag of sand?" * "It loses its value if you take it out of its packaging." and more... • The 40 Year Old Virgin Talking Doll is sculpted by famed American artist Paul Brooke. • Officially licensed by Universal Pictures.Specs: - This 40 Year Old Virgin Talking Doll is truly a one-of-a-kind work of art. Sculpted from high-quality PVC. Andy stands 7-3/4" tall on his sound platform. Each talking doll comes individually packaged in a clear plastic tube which contains additional artwork from the movie. -The sound on the 40 Year Old Virgin Figure is so clear you'll feel like Andy is in the room talking right to you! This is because of the Top quality 57mm speaker and integrated electronics produce fantastic sound quality at just the right volume. - Batteries are included and easily replaceable. The Perfect Talking birthday gift for any film fan or 40 Year Old Virgin you know is only $14.95!! This is a preorder to be shipped in March. There are limited supplies available for the 40 Year OId Virgin Talking Doll. Please order separately from the rest of your order.
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49ers NFL Checkers

Big League Promotions
Each NFL football checkers game comes complete with game board and 24 helmets (12 of the NFL team you select and 12 of the rival football team we pick). NFL checkers is a great board game for sports fans of all ages. Choose from the New York Giants, New York Jets, Dallas Cowboys, Miami Dolphins, Green Bay Packers, Denver Broncos, San Francisco 49ers, Minnesota Vikings, Los Angeles Raiders, and Jacksonville Jaguars. The all-time favorite board game - checkers!
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ACM Auto Card Manager

ACM
Introducing the all new featherweight ACM, Auto Card Manager, designed to carry and protect all of your standard credit, identification and membership cards. When one of 6 buttons are lightly pushed, cards eject for convenient use. This highly innovative wallet technology comes with a removable money clip for your paper currency and receipts. The ACM comes with a total of 18 interchangeable button icons to cover every possible card combination. It’s an excellent idea for both men and women. Weighing only 2 ounces, the Auto Card Manager fits easily into any pocket or purse. The ACM comes in what's called Silver Reserve, an attractive brushed aluminum finish. This precision instrument carries a "Lifetime Warranty” and will stand up to all the rigors of the traditional wallet or money clip. It will easily protect your credit and smart cards from demagnetization and keep all of your cards looking new indefinitely. If you are looking for a new and innovative way to carry your credit, ID, membership cards and paper currency and you are ready to automate your wallet or money clip, you have found it!
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Albino Bowler Action Figure

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The doors swing wide open and he stands in the doorway — a pale figure with stark white hair and a bowling bag. It’s Dick, the Albino Bowler, and he’s come to bowl. If you’re lucky enough to be at one of the small town bowling alleys he chooses to visit, you’re in for a treat. Soon everyone in the alley will be gathered around his lane to witness his extraordinary display of bowling virtuosity and his thick white sideburns. Each 5" tall action figure is made of hard plastic and comes with his traditional white ball. Push the button on his back and he’ll send the ball down the lane! Comes in our illustrated blistercard with the legend of Dick detailed on the back.
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Alice in Wonderland Chess Set

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These pieces are based on drawings from John Tenniel's illustrations of Lewis Carroll's famous stories, Alice in Wonderland and Alice Through the Looking Glass. This beautiful set is hand painted and made from marble/resin. It is shown here on a 17.2" American Walnut and Sycamore chess board (included). Revisit Alice and her adventures in Wonderland as often as you'd like. King height = 3.5" Actual board measures 19.5" with 2" squares. Pieces and board imported from England.
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Alien Space Mucus

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Our Space Mucus is a bit stranger than your garden variety human mucus. Our Space Mucus can bounce, stretch, and splat for endless gooey fun.ÿ The package comes with two plastic eggs (each containing 1 ounce of Space Mucus) in a net bag.ÿÿÿ
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Already Been Chewed Cookie Cutters

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Baron Bob here and let me just say, "I hate when everyone scarf's down my fresh baked cookies." "Well revenge is the sweetest dish served cold." Star Trek Movie Wrath Of Khan Just take out your handy dandy Already Been Chewed Cookie Cutters and kick it up a notch, really it kicks out some notches and makes your cookies look as if some maniac decided to take a bite out of each!And look at this snazzy packaging...Already Been Chewed Cookie Cutters? are approximately 3 inches in diameter, and made in out of cast aluminum. Included in the Already Been Chewed Cookie Collection * A once bitten Star * A once bitten Heart * A once bitten circle * And of course the once bitten indescribable polygon shape, some might say it's a flower.If that wasn't enough, you also get: * Directions on how to use your cookie cutters * And most importantly, a special secret recipe on the back that we can't share with anyone. Sorry, we were sworn to secrecy. Have yourself some delicious fun for only $10.95!!
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Angel Snot

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Human snot is just snot, but Angel Snot is heaven scent. This beautiful jasmine-scented substance is a solid manifestation of the miraculous power of angels. It's also fun to play with. Squish it, bounce it, stretch it - just don't wipe it on the back of the couch. Approximately 1 ounce of precious fluid comes in a plastic egg on a card, with the story of Angel Snot on the back.
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Anger Management 101 Choking Boss Doll

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Want to wring your boss' neck? Try this, The Anger Management Choker Boss Doll: it'll make you feel better! When this annoying executive starts barking orders, squeeze his neck and he changes his tune. Boss: "You're working late tonight!" [choke him] "I mean, you'll now be working half days...from home!" Boss: "Promotion, hah!" [choke him] "What I meant to say was, Hello, Mr. Vice President." Boss: "I'm cutting your salary to justify my bonus." [choke him] It's time you got a raise. You take my bonus. The Anger Management Boss Choker Doll eyes will bulge, his cheeks will redden, his tongue sticks out, his limbs flail...see, you feel better already! The Anger Management Boss Choke Doll wears a necktie, a belt, and his favorite coffee cup that reads "You're Wrong" in a nice red type face. - Soft, plush doll is 11" high. - Batteries included. Watch the Anger Management Boss Choke Doll VIDEO in action and to hear more of his hilarity.
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Anger Management 101 Choking Husband

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Hey Ladies, do you get upset sometimes when your man says something stupid. Don't you wish you could choke the life right out of him, maybe just for a minute without being brought up on legal charges. Now you can choke a Husband all you want with the Anger Management Husband Choker Doll. This Husband Doll will provide two types of relief, you can choke him and he'll make your husband look like a saint. Anger Management Husband Choke Doll VIDEO The Anger Management Husband Choker Doll eyes will bulge, his cheeks will redden, his tongue sticks out, his limbs flail...see, you feel better already! A remote is attached to his hand just like all the other couch potato husbands. The Anger Management Husband Doll is made of soft, plush doll and measures 11" high. Batteries included. Yours for only $19.95
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