I have a theory that a rogue monkey fart and created the universe. Does that mean I believe in him???
According to the logic of many of you have been used against me, b / c I am talking about this monkey, therefore believe in him, as when I talk about God or JC in these posts. Just b / c that atheists talk about their false gods does not mean that we believe in them, we just want to stop believing that we can quit smoking with the religious wars (Iraq vs. U.S., Israel against Hezbollah, my god is better than your god).
Just because people believe in religion does not mean that is the reason that there are holy wars. If you think religious wars are perpetuated because of their religion, they are wrong. The wars between these people succeed in anything … drinking water, the color of their shoes. Religion gives them a good excuse and makes them feel as if they are justified in fighting because they are doing so by a higher power … blah, blah, blah. Most Christians are not asked to believe in God, but I think I can speak for them when they tell me they do not want to be left all his time to believe in something. You never stop believing that people will not do. You believe what you want and let them believe what they want … if not, are no better than the owners spoken holy war. Also is based on prejudice and ignorance.
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Monkey Farts 8 ounce Soy Candle in a jar w/ lid by Soyworx $6.99 Monkey Farts is much more pleasant than it sounds. It combines two of a monkey’s favorite fruits to make an absolutely tropical fragrance to be adored! Great name to give as a gag gift as well. Coconut and Bananas with a hint of Rose Petals. This is an 8 ounce jar candle which will burn up to twice as long as standard parrafin candles. Lead free wick! Clean Burning! Enjoy!… |
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Monkey Farts Jar Candle Don’t be afraid, Monkey Farts smells better than you would think. The predominant smell is of tropical flowers with a mellow underlaying of ripe bananas. 100% SoyWax, two cotton & Hemp wicks, a US made glass jar, and a clever name – that describes our 16 oz. Monkey Farts…. |
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Monkey Farts Soyworx Fragrances Reed Diffuser $8.99 We have taken our fabulous fragrances and found the best diffuser base and the best reeds available on the market to create Soyworx Reed Diffusers! Take the 8 reeds included, put them in the solution – wait 30 minutes – flip them and immediately start smelling the wonderful aroma. Contains 5 ounces of premium diffuser oil! Will last over 2 months! Enjoy! Soyworx – There’s Something Green in There!… |
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My Lip Stuff- Monkey Farts, Tube $3.00 Homemade, all natural lip balm made from only the finest butters, oils, & beeswax. Smells just like a mix of strawberry, banana, kiwi, grapefruit, vanilla, & bubblegum!… |
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Old Farts Are Forever $11.37 Legendary New Yorker cartoonist Lee Lorenz showcases his well-seasoned, fan-favorite characters in this one-of-a-kind collection titled Old Farts Are Forever… |
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Old Farts Are Forever $4.83 Legendary New Yorker cartoonist Lee Lorenz showcases his well-seasoned, fan-favorite characters in this one-of-a-kind collection titled Old Farts Are Forever.pLee’s colorful old farts have been featured in boardrooms and bedrooms from snowy New England to balmy Boca Raton. They are the disappearing breed of ruthless senior industrialists and a growing legion of hapless victims of modern technology. His old farts face daunting doctors, pets that tyrannize their homes, and spouses who’d rather push them out of a moving car than share the last piece of coffee cake. C’est la vie, for an old fart. Welcome to Lee Lorenz’s world.pOld Farts Are Forever is the fabled cartoonist’s first collection. The millions of age-challenged Americans and the masses of New Yorker cartoon fiends who love Lee won’t be disappointed.pI looked in the mirror one day and discovered that after so many years of drawing old farts, I had become one. Old Farts Are Forever is both a celebration of America’s favorite minority and an apology to a public I now realize was right all along. –Lee Lorenz |
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Farts: A Spotter’’s Guide $15.16 Sure everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently. Farts: A Spotter”’’s Guide will help you pinpoint he (or she) who dealt it every time… |
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Children Are Like Farts… Large Mug $18 Sad but true sometimes: Children are like farts: your own are just about tolerable but everyone else’s are horrendous. Great on this item! |
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Farley Farts $2.99 Farley the frog has a problem – he can’t stop farting. While his sister thinks it’s funny, his parents and his teacher are not amused. The doctor says it’s only gas and it will pass. The trouble is, it does! Farley tries to control himself, but the results are worse: he swells up like a balloon and floats off into the sky. Comic pictures and a tongue-in-cheek text relate how Farley and his family learn that it’s better to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain! |
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Farley Farts $3.99 Now with a realistic farting sound every time you push the button! “There’s a genuine structure and momentum to the enjoyably silly story. There’s still much mining of the flatulent vein of humor, of course, and sound effects and stinky jokes will send young listeners guffawing. . . This will be a high-flyer for very, very informal read aloud occasions or for jocular uncles looking for sure-fire routes to subversive popularity.” – Recommended, Bulletin of the Center for Children’s Books |
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Farley Farts $6.3 Farley the frog has a problem–he has to fart all the time. While Farley’s excessive gassiness causes him many problems, readers will learn how his flatulence came to save his life. Color illustrations accompany the text. |
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Farley Farts $14.57 Farley the frog has a problem–he has to fart all the time. While Farley’s excessive gassiness causes him many problems, readers will learn how his flatulence came to save his life. Color illustrations accompany the text. |
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Farley Farts $14.36 Although the doctor says it will pass, Farley the frog is embarrassed that he cannot stop farting and tries to control himself, but when he swells up like a balloon things are even worse. |
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Farley Farts $7.98 Farley the frog can’t stop farting. The doctor says it’s only gas and it will pass. The trouble is, it does! Comic pictures and a tongue-in-cheek text relate how Farley and his family learn that it’s better to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain! |
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Farley Farts $7.46 This book is in New – Excellent condition |
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Farley Farts $7.6 No Synopsis Available |
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Farley Farts $12.58 Farley the frog has a problem–he has to fart all the time. While Farley`s excessive gassiness causes him many problems, readers will learn how his flatulence came to save his life. Color illustrations accompany the text. |
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Farley Farts $11.82 Farley the frog has a problem–he has to fart all the time. While Farley`s excessive gassiness causes him many problems, readers will learn how his flatulence came to save his life. Color illustrations accompany the text. |
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Farley Farts $15.94 Farley the frog has a problem–he has to fart all the time. While Farley`s excessive gassiness causes him many problems, readers will learn how his flatulence came to save his life. Color illustrations accompany the text. |
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Farley Farts $12.45 Farley the frog has a problem–he has to fart all the time. While Farley`s excessive gassiness causes him many problems, readers will learn how his flatulence came to save his life. Color illustrations accompany the text. |
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Bag of Farts $7.74 No Synopsis Available |
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Sweet Farts $9.74 No Synopsis Available |
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The Story of Farts $8.29 Both informative and blunt, the book provides young readers with solid facts as well as plenty to snicker about, including sage advice (’Don’t hold them in–pass that gas!).–Publishers Weekly. Full color. |
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Monkey See Monkey Doo $29.99 Monkey See Monkey Doo |
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